“I only write code in Python. If you’re looking for someone to code in C++, don’t hire me.”

And he was upfront about it! The article’s making it out like he went to the SMB guys and said “look, you’re gonna make Donkey Kong sound like me or I walk,” but it’s more like him saying “Look, any character I voice is just gonna sound like Seth Rogan, I have a pretty distinctive voice. Are you guys ok with that if…

Lets be clear about it, this is one of those “feature, not a bug” situations.

Even if it goes to the SCOTUS eventually, and loses, that’s going to be a year or two of DeSantis looking like a complete fucking moron. This was supposed to be his big victory lap right before his Presidential run and now he’s going to be spending the entire primary dodging jokes about him getting his handed to him…

Like wtf did these fascists think they were going to do on the board, approve scripts? Cancel shows, movies and casting direction? Like seriously what power did they even think they were going to have?

You guys at Jalopnik kept trying to cram it down our throats, saying it was “gorgeous” and beautiful and all sorts of positive claims.

Winter tires on the same FWD vehicle will perform better in 90% of applications compared to the same vehicle with all season tires and AWD. There are literally studies done on it.

Oil Enthusiasts that are convinced their expensive hipster oil and filter combination are far superior than the OE spec.

1. Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 was illegal and banned because it was deemed too fast for entire USA police cars to catch up

That’s the corollary to “this job is only going to take me 45 minutes, an hour tops.”

I don’t like the color, the wheels, or the interior. Might be a fair price, but this is not the one I would choose.

It will return as a “Camero”. Now hybrid/electric with no windows, just Tank slits and 360 degree video cameras.

I don’t let my 9 year old smoke in bed any more

The only thing I remember bout the Allante is it was in that one Married with Children episode where Kelly does the Bundy Bounce.

Maybe its just me. It looks.... Boring. That and if you’re gonna ask that kind of money at least spend a few bucks and polish out the hazy head lamp lenses

From what I can tell, the real place hydrogen could absolutely rock is if the idea of using nuclear power plants to make hydrogen as well as electricity works out.

Ranch, ah, finds a way.

The first Chinese buffet that ever opened in my town, back in the ‘90s, originally offered crab legs in their buffet all the time.  That lasted about 6 months.  I don’t think they were prepared for just how many crab legs redneck PA residents can eat in one sitting.

I’ve witnessed the carnage and depravity that occurs during all you can eat crab leg nights at the local Chinese buffets, this does not need to exist.  I really hope that place gives it’s servers a bonus during that event.

imagine going to NYC and eating at an Applebees or Red Lobster