Fuck yeah... Though I’ll settle for a 1987/88 535is in Diamond Schwartz.

Can you imagine if early cars had fake “clopidy-clop clop-clopidy-clop” sounds to make fake horsey sounds? Whatever comforts people who are terrified of change, I guess. 

Fake engine noises for the posers that drive Chargers to begin with. There’s a market for everything and everyone.

They should follow up the meal by randomly selecting 38 percent of diners and dropping them in a tank of 28-degree seawater.

Lol, zero sympathy for this guy. The “Work Harder” writing under the wing is all I need to know to have a good idea of what this individual is like. 

As always, we find out that it’s the girth - not the length - that matters in situations like these.

Yeah, and the quick frying pan spin to make sure everything is balanced.

Some details of the accident would be nice, but it could have just been a fender bender that would have shown up when you ran a carfax so it’s worth noting in the ad.

Glasnost didn’t emerge until 1985.

Precipitation doesn’t go up.

Minivan.

Model 3. (Really all Teslas).

So, about the place where you throw peanut shells on the floor. 10 year ago, that became a thing where I lived. It was fun.. until the drunks tried throwing the shells down girls shirts or whatever and waitresses started complaining about slipping on the mess and the like. These places rapidly went from “fun place do…

The list of most affordable cities because nobody wants to move to them.

If the accountants routinely kept their jobs for over a year after killing innocent people before charges were even filed, if they were filed at all, I think you’d be talking about how accountants think they’re above the law. It would be a pretty compelling story, I think.

If an accountant did this they’d have been charged within days, immediately fired, and would have been in jail for months at this point, you absolute meathead.

Sure, I’ll give it a contrarian NP for that color and interior alone. It’s amusing to see a 38 year old grandpa car still exists in such pristine original shape.

ACAB - Emphasis on that first A.

Castro’s rap sheet when it comes to motor vehicle offenses is extensive, with multiple crashes and citations for speeding...

The only one near me (on the way home) is also about a mile from an actual Fish and Chips place run by an expat Brit. I talk myself out of LJS by saying “there’s better up ahead” and talk myself out of them with “there’s cod in the freezer, bitch.”