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Unacceptably Dry Scones
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Wow, it looks like they forgot to put in another two holes...

These Corolla wheels trigger my OCD like none other

Truly the most underrated comment. It is not often that a Shakespeare quote so absolutely fits. Bravo!

I bought a cheap 2014 Grand Caravan for this very reason. Stow-N-Go gives you a perfectly flat, 8ft x 4ft covered load area when you need it, and a shit-ton of storage when you don’t. I bought one of those rubber diamond tread anti-fatigue mats that I keep half-rolled out in the back of the van (I keep the rear seats

“...drive home and see if your phone isn’t in your hand sooner or later. I used to think “people that text and drive are morons, I would never do that!””

True. Or they should get a Ford Transit Connect rather than a pickup truck.

Honestly, I just don’t really like sports or racing in general. I’d rather see someone build an engine or explain the mechanics of something than spend hours watching people drive around a track. It just seems I get a higher percentage of people who watch Formula 1 who feel the need to say ‘Have you watched it?’ or ‘I

Also, this!

Land Rover must employ several full-time hypnotists to haunt the wealthy neighborhoods of North America. There is no better explanation for the perseverance of the brand because those cars suck, period, and there is no way for a person who knows one or more Land Rover owners to avoid hearing horror stories.

Formula 1 is not interesting. Not going to give people shit for watching it but I’m pretty damn tired of people telling me I should.. it’s just not interesting to me OK?

FWD sucks no matter how ‘sporty’ they try to make it.

there’s nothing more depressing than watching people fill in the significant voids of things they don’t know with banana bread

Now I’m not sayin’ he shoulda slapped him, but I understand!

Not the right response but an understandable response. 

That was Will Smith’s biggest hit in years.

They really should consider renaming themselves to “The biggest bunch of losers on the planet”. 

There was a magical time period when all things Japanese were 20+ years ahead of the future. I grew up in the 80's at the peak of this era. Our VCR had around 500 little buttons and shit tons of little lights. I didn’t know what most of them did but it sure looked cool. Years ago I went to a thrift store and bought a

They only used and continue to use USDA grade-A beef.

No. After driving for 4 hours or so, I need a piss and something to eat.

No. Just no. Out of all the fast food burger places, why would you punish anyone by sending them there? Steamed hams are absolute garbage. You could have said In N Out, Whataburger, Culvers, Fatburger, or literally ANY other burger chain in the country. But you chose violence...