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Unacceptably Dry Scones
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they have dice too

HyperDupe

Like several analysts have said, Musk basically “discovered” the concept of a subway, only much shittier.

How we got to this point:

I’ve been waiting for this.

Yeah, but his performance was sloppy last time as well. He lost some ground, but a few weeks later was back where he’d been before.

I will see you this and raise you one more: Christmas should be on February 25.

If justice is served, she now also has No Rugrats.

Nah, then the chargers stay blocked. Just take a marker and block out the expiration date on their plates. This works just as well for the guy who parks his Tesla on your lawn to charge from your outlet.

“How can you be a Conservative from the seat of your Honda?”

“I’m going to yell at you for liking one person than the other but then also yell about how I like one person and not the other.”

Nice TED talk, asshat.

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

Dear Night Hungry,

So, just to clarify to those who don’t understand, when it’s closing time the customer does not necessarily have to go home. However, you cannot say in the restaurant.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Sorry pal, but the Lebaron Line is $3,000. You can't cross the LeBaron Line.

“This has never happened to me before!”

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.