Ford Model T.

I daily a BMW e46. I have a spare coolant expansion tank in my trunk at all times. It’s the weak(est) spot in the cooling system and can blow at any time.

Dodge Journeys. They are ALL OVER and always like $6 or 8k less than the comparable Honda or Toyota.

Easy NP.

Not a Van pun, but this is one of my favorites.

Citroen DS

I guess with a cheap paint job it could work as a movie prop in an 1980's themed cop show. ND for literally anyone else.

Winamp skins circa 2022

Ford Fairlane Thunderbolt.

Better, higher quality SWAG.

I was on my way to a final exam in graduate school, but I had to stop for gas. I managed to lock my keys in the truck. I had a 2000 Nissan Frontier with the sliding back window. I thought I could just pop the sliding window open. I found an old lawnmower blade in the bed, wedged it between the glass and the window…

A mechanic friend of mine used JB Weld to fix a cracked engine block on some beater car he got from a lien. It ran fine afterwards. That stuff is magic.

I was doing the brakes on my W123 wagon. The one side went fine, done in like 45 minutes. The drivers side. Oh my.

I had a hot dog at the Portillo’s in Orlando, FL. The hot dog and toppings were great, but I must’ve gotten an outlier sport pepper because it was insanely spicy. I’m not a spicy food wimp, either. It just about ruined the meal.

My last new car purchase was a 2001 BMW e46. I bought it because I wanted a 3-series with a stick, and this one was literally 1/4 mile from my house. I let convenience and impatience get the better of me. Should have held out for the wagon with a stick!

Subjectively, a shitty, slow 1980's Mitsubishi camper is amazing but this shitty, slow 1980's S-10 camper is lame. At least the Mitsubishi had a toilet. 

It’s Rotini for me.

Sunbeam Tiger

The newest Mustang. Should be the last ICE Mustang, so I bet Ford goes crazy (well, even crazier) with the special editions.

Wikipedia says it was a Mercedes diesel. 215 hp, 376 lb⋅ft. l.