Robert Irvine of “Restaurant: Impossible”? 35% success rate

“World’s Most Tepid Car” is a bold claim. Not sure the HR-V rises to that level.

I would do it in front of the guy. Let him see me throwing the thing into a trash can.

I eat my cupcakes this way, but I usually scrape way 80% of the frosting beforehand.

That hood ornament mounted in the center of the hood is hilarious. What kind of person does that?!?

It’s better than Tesla sedans in a tunnel driven by a human, that’s for sure.

How does one “mandate freedom”? Are they not aware that it’s a bit of an oxymoron?

Has the robot that failed to paint the front fenders been reprogrammed?

Expecting 75% of the restaurants he visited to still be open is a little naïve.

This is one of those technologies that is perpetually 5 or 10 years out.

I voted NP but I think I retract it. That interior is the definition of meh and the dash toupee doesn’t help. The pop-up headlights are neat, but the exterior is bland, too. The 134 hp truck motor is lame.

If I were a cop and I pulled a famous person over, I would pretend to not know who they were, even if I actually did. 

I want that old Porsche 911, peeling paint and all.

I guess you can’t use bumper height as a metric if you don’t have a bumper. Problem solved?

Those VW 23 window bus people think they are such hot shit. Somebody needs to show them this bus!

ND for the fake velocity stacks. What a poser.

I hate to be lame and old, but after 2 flats in 2 months, I just went from 18" wheels with high performance tires down to 16" wheels on my daily BMW e46. It looks so much worse, but it’s like driving on a cloud compared to the 18s.

Good luck finding any of these on dealer lots in these specs. My local Chevy dealer doesn’t even have a Spark.

I’m going with sad, bargain-basement 3 row SUVs. I’m looking at you, Mitsubishi Outlander. Is that 3rd row for double amputees?

It’s a nice price for an ironic billionaire with a good sense of humor. No dice for everyone else.