But that weird dealer network is the result of too many brands to begin with. I’m not convinced anyone has given a shit about the differences between Buick-Oldsmobile-Pontiac since the 70s. And 80's brand engineering was the nail in the coffin.

Buick!

I had one of these. It was a cool little truck. Mine was free. I got it running and put some wheels and tires on it. It was a decent little off-roader.

It’s a bit of a bait and switch. Your head says “Fast Food = Cheap” but you buy what you want and end up spending more than you’d planned.

Oh my, a 4 speed auto in 2007? Lame! I’m guessing you couldn’t get one with a stick, but oh well.

Bugatti EB 110 S

The view from the driver’s seat is incredible.

An LS is like 450 lbs and a Renesis is 250lbs. It’s like driving an extra adult male passenger around at all times. Not the end of the world. 

Easy. One of those Japanese Hearses.

Put cheese on it. There. Done.

It’s pretty clear you want to write about social issues, not cars.

Is that what it looks like with the top down?

Honda Civic

I think if the party and cause affiliations were reversed, people would be screaming in protest.

I like the exterior, the interior, and the dually suspension. But I hate the tank, the stacks and the motor. Getting it to a usable place would be too hard and too expensive for a 1990s Ford van.

Jesus, Pennsylvania and Ohio suck at pizza. 

I like the truck okay but nearly spit out my coffee at the $29,999 price. Good lord.

The off-kilter windows are a deal killer for me. Looks totally half-assed. It looks like the material slipped on the CNC machine. Yuck.