You and Tracy should get married so she can be Tracy Tracy.

BMW Individual M760Li xDrive model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS: THE FINAL V12: 1 of 12.

Hyundai Tiburon?

I like how your fiance buys a sensible, late model hybrid and you own like 14 shitboxes including a fucking city bus. Opposites attract, at least in the car buying sense!

The Impala SS came in a pretty nice purple, too.

BMW Technoviolet

The article (of course) fails to mention it only has 6,000 miles.

That type of machete is called a kukuri.

In high school, a few of us drove down to Key West. We took my car, a 1990 Ford Thunderbird with a tape deck. All my friends brought CDs, and I had one of those tape player aux input things and a discman. The discman crapped out about an hour into the trip. No problem, it’s south Florida, so there are lots of radios…

I don’t get the hate for that car. I mean, I guess it should have been a full hatchback, but it’s not THAT bad.

Dammit, you went and made me check Craigslist. There are several in my area. A  blue 1970 for $5,000 and a yellow 1980 for $4000. And holy crap they made these in 1980!?!

I just ordered the book. I’m vegetarian, but it sounds fun. Those Polish and Czech and German foods are my comfort foods for sure. I’m interested to see how it comes out.

Similar has been done with a retired Boeing 727 by a man named Bruce Campbell (not that Bruce Campbell) and the end result is the stuff of dreams.

It’s amazing that that tired-ass looking car has 282hp. Had, rather.

Not gonna lie, it feels a little like an older sibling with a new toy that isn’t quite ready to share. “Let me show you how to use it. No, not like that!”

It does show the hypocrisy of the republican party though. They are all STATES RIGHTS until California wants different emissions standards or a mask mandate. But if a state wants to enforce their own abortion laws (in spite of federal law) like Texas, states rights are great.

Car alarm at 3:00am. Bonus points if it’s your car.

This is actually as much car as 90% of people need 90% of the time.

I think it’s the worst-looking American car of the 1970s. And that is saying a lot.

I’d like to see his stance on that when someone gets a $30,000 (or any amount really) restoration done and pays him with a dump truck full of pennies. You know it’s going to happen now.