It’s a lose-lose proposition. You either look like an asshole “cooking” an inedible, gasoline-soaked piece of meat, or you look like an asshole blowing a coolant line doing said stupid task. There is no win here.

NAPA.

The rear 3/4 view is amazing, the profile is awesome. Then comes the headlights. Imagine paying $850,000 for a car and having THOSE headlights. And it’s not even that they are stickers. They are just too small and way out of proportion.

That car must’ve been fucking CRAZY looking in 1983. It still looks amazing and modern today.

My parents have one of those Mini Coupes. It’s a cool car, but the inside is extremely claustrophobic. I’m 5'-10", and it feels cramped with tiny windows. It feels like it should be a convertible, but it’s not.

Carvana offered me $200 for my 2001 e46. It was a hard decision, but I had to decline.

That is a good looking engine right there.

You’re a good sport, Mr. Torchinsky, and you make our lives better with your attitude.

All pickup truck bed sides should fold down flat like that white one.

Were those headlight housings borrowed from another model? Like 300zx headlights on the Diablo? Seems like such a weird way to go about it.

Say yes to driving. Say no to squirrelling cars away.

Are you really that dense? You insult people’s life choice and are surprised when they get offended? Like if I walked up to you and said, “Man, I can’t believe people choose to be a garbage man” (or whatever it is you do) and then acted all superior for my choice to not be a garbage man. That would work for you?

Okay, fine. You win.

What quantity of children is “unneccesary”? Two? One? And who gets to be the arbiter of who gets to have a kid and who doesn’t? Some politician? Is there a minimum income or net worth you need to meet to have a kid?

Doing brake calipers on a W123 Mercedes.

I must be getting old because those red seats look awful to me. Especially on a 4-door, automatic grandpa car.

Would it be too much to ask for an infographic?

Land Rover Range Rover Evoque 2.0 TD4 E-Capability 4x4 HSE Dynamic

You’re on FIRE today, my dude.

It’s hard to hate on it because it’s so unoffensive. Like, I want to hate it, but I just can’t.