He means all the old timers that can’t hack in the big leagues go there for a well paid victory lap, but you knew that already. The best team in MLS would get relegated instantly from any top league in Europe.

Miraculously, you can actually watch more than one thing over the course of multiple days. You can even like more than one thing at once! Fucking wild, I know.

I have trouble feeling pity for unequal pay for gender sports when revenue is based entirely on sales and not skill level.

Let’s all stamp our feet and whine until the public starts watching an inferior product. If we tell them they have to watch some boring horseshit, so these ladies can make more money, they have to do it right? We can whine nonstop about how they are sexist if they don’t like watching lesser athletes, that should do…

If the USMNT played the USWNT it’d be the women who look like parking cones.

Yeah but surely this is the fault of the patriarchy

“Oh, you’re talking about collective bargaining.” - Hope Solo

I’m assuming you aren’t the prosecutor or judge where my son and daughter go to school, so I’m thankful for that

This is Jezebel where yes means no.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

How is this a (bi-)yearly upgrade? Both consoles came out in November of 2013. The “more powerful” Xbox won’t be out until next year. If it comes out in November, that’ll be four years. If it comes out earlier, it’ll still be 3.? years.

Here is a picture of him against the stalwart Louisville product Andrew Farrell!

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Every time I drink a lot I wake up in the morning not feeling that great, no idea why. Can’t wait to collect the check that’s due me and my family for our suffering.

Bet a DH doesn’t get hit in the face with this pitch.

angry cardinals fans are the bright point of every day

No, you don’t understand! I’m totally with you! I’m losing respect for Deadspin in droves! It’s just slipping through my fingers as I try and hold on!

And the rest of us love Deadspin even more! This is the Best Blog Column In Baseball.

I click on these articles for the sole purpose of reading the comments.