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You watch movies or plays or television shows, you stupid fuck?

Haha, those idiots watching WWE. I’ll let you get back to watching grown men play sports now.

It’s my favorite time of year. Cardinals bashing season.

One by one we are finding out the women's soccer team is full of awful human beings. This makes me even happier that they get paid less than the men.

“I hope his signing arm is okay”

On the plus side, he's alive. Not everyone throws a clot and lives to tell about it. In a non-slurred voice.

This has to top the “Best sports stories written by women in 2016"

Bullshit. That’s just more of the fear-mongering and victim hysteria that characterizes the left. However much you want to argue that violence against women isn’t taken seriously, it’s taken even less seriously when men are the victims.

I find suicide bombers offensive.

What the hell is wrong with you it’s “football” not “soccer” you fucking mong.

So Messi is supposed to be exquisitely aware of the entirely opaque aversion to shoes in their culture (which he is not a part of), but they aren’t expected to understand that he is unfamiliar with that quirk of their culture and refrain from losing their collective shit? Who gives a fuck if someone was offended over

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One person complains and they buckle immediately.. you dont understand this encourages more of this behavior. It wasn’t even remotely sexual. 1>100?!

Do people really have nothing to do in Spain besides pay money to go to a 12-year old’s soccer game? There’s so many people there. And people say I am weird for following Division II athletics. At least they are adults.

your dollar is worthless

Which, it turns out, is a legit fear in Kansas City, at least:

This scene exists in “Sugar” and it broke my goddamn heart so bad that I started a nonprofit called “SPEAK ENGLISH.”

Tom Selleck had it pretty bad in Mr baseball. He had to deal with tiny bathtubs.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Oh waa, seriously. “you have to change it” fuck you dude, seriously.