Continuing on in Mario Odyssey. It rules.

If that picture is of your farm, I would say you know exactly what you’re doing.

I am also playing Stardew Valley. Maybe a little Splatoon 2.

... for now.

Your propagandistic take on history aside, you have successfully convinced me I am not qualified to be a college math tutor. Next time I am looking for a job, I will remember this exchange, and I will be sure to take a moment of self-reflection and decide that maybe being a student tutor just isn’t the career for me.…

I appreciate that you are willing to misquote me and admit that your understanding of history ends at your high school teacher telling you “communists are bad.”

Kaepernick evaluated two candidates for president and believed that both would be bad presidents so he abstained from voting, and that makes him uninformed? Kaepernick has taken time to learn about the events of the Cuban revolution and that makes him uninformed? Nevermind that those two things aren’t the reason he…

Weird that most people forget that they also “come from a long line of people with vaginas” and maybe this should be a point of solidarity instead of divisiveness.

Here’s a deep thought: Tyler Eifert is an anagram for Yeti Err Left.

I am sorry every athlete you met in high school or college must have been an unremarkable dumbass, but there are some people out there who are both good at academics and athletics. And even if I were lying about myself, that wouldn’t change that Eifert comes off like an uninformed, incurious moron in his post.

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Haha, I don’t know. I was just trying to make some money in college while maybe helping some student athletes to be better at math? Just posted at the outset to say that it didn’t surprise me to see that Eifert’s lack of intellectual curiosity had persisted post-college.

You asked me about my athletic abilities as if they were somehow relevant.

You are right, everyone told him to be good at blocking and catching. And he is very good at it. He also thinks that he has insightful things to say about political protest. Alas, he does not, and in fact his commentary is promoting propaganda…

Or your reading comprehension.

Well, you’ve convinced me I’m not cut out to be a student tutor for ND’s athletic department. I will make sure to scratch that one off the list next time I am looking for a job.

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Good point. My apologies for being the first person on Deadspin to talk shit about a professional athlete.

That these anthem protests aren’t about the military in the first place only underlines my point.

I too have a job.

Lmao. I was an Academic All American and Big East champion as well bud. Reading books and playing sports aren’t mutually exclusive. I don’t expect him to be knowledgable on all subjects. No one is, myself included. But if you’re going to run your mouth about it, you better know what you’re talking about.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.