"If dealerships are taken out of the equation, Obama will steal your 1995-model desktop PC, and no amount of pursuing checkmark boxes will be able to stop him! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"

Good thing it's not too fast or you could've rolled it over and crushed a group of Irish school children!

I still believe that the Subaru Legacy Spec B deserves a list spot or at least an honorable mention. It was an STi for grownups.

[Here in 1981 Shinichiro Sakurai, the father of the Nissan Skyline, looks on at high-speed testing of the then-new R30. Now will someone please tell me how the hell I get one of those hats? Photo Credit: Nissan Archives]

looks CGI'd into the ad

Fun fact....according to Autoguide 40% of Stingrays are sold with 3-pedals and 55% are sold with the Z51 suspension package. So Patrick called it and said the new Z06 will be faster than the Viper...I'm gonna take it a step further and put this Zo6 in the top 5 best American sports cars...ever.

I'll stick with VHS 240p

You don't sit on those seats, you strap yourself in and feel the G's.

No that's sick. Retarded, unergonomic, non-intuitive, but totally sick.

No diesel, no wagon, no manual, no LS engine, no RWD, no yellow turn signal = HATE BURN KILL EVIL ABORT STAB MURDER PUNCH CRUCIFY on Jalopnik

Delightfully 3-speed auto.

16 miles on the odometer

LOL, the current car is not a pig. Weighs less than the Camaro and Challenger which are its only direct competition.

You wanted IRS...

Leaker!