I recommend a new nickname. The Defendant.

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

To Chris Brown and the child molesters...

I'm black and I'm failing to see why this is offensive. It's mocking the KKK, not black men. I'm not saying other people cannot take offense, but I am personally not offended. The KKK (and other racist folks) hate white women dating black men. Perhaps possible off white racist, assholes is the only positive Kardashian…

So, like, no one has a problem with his rhyming "Janay Rice" with "Ray Rice"?

Isn't a size 6 or 8 technically a "plus size" in fashion terms? She looks like a size 6-10 to me.

OH MY GOD, what?!? You know, this is offtopic, but it kind of reminds me of that Sex and the City Episode (I know, I know), where Carrie is staying at a beach house with her married friends. The wife leaves to get coffee, and the husband walks out with no pants on. I didn't get the feeling this man was trying to…

I just don't think it's as simple as that. Millions of dogs and cats (and rabbits and horses and others) enter the shelter system every year; should they only be adopted out to families with "up to thousands if not tens of thousands" of dollars in reserve? Should a prospective adopter pass by an animal on the…

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Too many people have to [put down their pets] watch their family members die because they cannot afford to pay the medical whatever. If you cannot afford to have a [pet] human relative, you shouldn't have one. . . . If you can't afford the medical bills, which could be up to thousands if not tens of thousands, you…

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

One of my biggest shames in life is that I went on a second date with a guy who ordered "Joll-op-en-oh" Poppers (Jalapeño Poppers) at a restaurant on our first date. Sigh. He was cute...

My sister once suggested we go into Village Inn during their "festival of crepes" and ask them very sincerely for some "creepies", just to see if anyone called us out on it. We didn't, but I wish to this day that we had.

Exactly. As grandma used to say, 'They don't have walking around sense.'

Caramel Machete is now my stage name. Called it.

I cannot count the number of times I was asked for a Tai Chi Latte. I actually found it really adorable and never corrected it.

I'm a barista in the Midwest. One of my coworkers started at Starbucks before coming to our shop; and had me in tears after he told me about a rednecky gentleman who came in to order one night. I guess this guy strode in and jovially, loudly asked him, "Hey man! Y'all got them, uh, caramel machetes here?!"

Some people are so stupid that I wonder how they make it outside every day without walking into the front door.

Of course, because it's inflammatory. I'm allergic to the inflammatory.

You have to remember it's the tale wagging the dog with Starbucks, the reason why their dress code looks like it is straight out of the 1950s is because they have to appease the more culturally conservative parts of the country like the south and midwest. Judging by the local coffee shops in Seattle like Slate,…