You sir, win the username contest for ‘best username I never noticed until right now’

But Bowie dabbled in fashion, acted, and was popular on two continents.. I know very little about either one of them outside of the hits but Bowie seems to have had a larger cultural footprint

TIL what stockfish is

I had a similar thought: “The avarice of the outside world... isn’t that.. the outside world, and everything and everyone in it? Might that include... people?”

I’m rewatching The Office right now. Season 3 is just as hilarious as the first time I saw it.

Shoot* someone.

If the year 2016 itself was a sports highlight it would be this

..had his ejection overturned because the ref decided that a technical foul hinged on whether or not the mouthguard was spit out intentionally (and not whether or not you taunted the fuck out of opposing bench).

When previously interviewed by NBC regarding his absurd statement about Trump’s health during the campaign, which he says he wrote in 5 minutes and did not proofread, Bornstein justified referring to Trump as potentially being “the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency” in his letter by saying that “all…

Exactly. It’s easy to be funny and provocative with CAH. You gotta challenge yourself by making Apples To Apples edgy.

Everyone has their list of favorite Christmas songs that we listen to every year. What I want is a comprehensive list of the worst Christmas songs of all time. I’m thinking “The First Noel,” “Angels We Have Heard On High,” and “Little Drummer Boy.” I swear I’m Christian.

No, it wasn’t. She has 2.8 million more votes and came within a literal perfect storm of fuckery from both the FBI and Russia of winning this thing outright. You can not in good faith blame Bernie for that.

Well if we’re going to make such statements as ‘Jordan Reed is the best pass receiving TE’ then, yeah, let’s go with some thought exercises. I said he’s not flashy or super athletic but he’s reliable when talking about Witten.

Dare I throw Witten in? He’s is reliable, but definitely not super athletic or a TD machine.. I just feel like Reed is outside top 5, and that’s being generous..

That ‘so long as...’ is a looking tougher every day..

Someone sounds butt hurt about it

I am not on twitter, but I was first exposed to Jeet Heer in Magary’s piece a few weeks ago. Just awful. This list could have been all him.

Shit QB play, horrible defense, and no true running threat.

It could be because I’m high, but that motherfucker’s voice is weird as shit.

First thought: Oh, fuck! That’s a great use of regulation for a corporation with ulterior motives, and a nice way to limit corporate trusts..

Second thought: Donald Drumpf was just elected President of The United States in what can objectively be called the craziest fucking election of this young century.

Third…