In response to whoever inevitably complains that they still haven’t seen a box they won’t be able to buy until November: have some perspective. The PS5 simply is not the most important thing in the world right now.

Thanks. I could care less about those items, so it looks like I can stay away from Harv’s predator shack.

Let’s tackle people spelling “lose” as “loose” first.

What you’re doing wrong here isn’t the way that you text...it’s that your phone makes a noise / vibration for a message. I turned that off long ago and have lived a much more free life because of it. 

Man, if eating and gaming is questionable, wait until a study comes out correlating gaming and porn fapping. lol

Jeez.

imagine if a lighthearted video game blog used hyperbole

When I read an article like this, my cheap and easy joke sense really Pringles. 

US Customs has seized 86,000 bootleg Pokémon figures, worth an estimated $600,000
*does math*
$7 each? Really? I hope they looked better than that gengar up there.

OH NO! NOT SERIOUS SAM 4!!!!!! .......................

Microsoft paid Epic handsomely for the rights. That’s how buying things works.

Speaking of wannabe soldiers, it always cracks me up when they show up wearing surplus army equipment or replicas. I mean, whether it’s ammo pouches, hats, or fatigues, there’s always someone that’s partially dressed for a Vietnam or Desert Storm re-enactment. I kind of respect the ones that show up with a first aid…

I feel like this would be something from the master insecure pc race.

Lame. I’ve had 2 issues with my Xbox elite and they exchanged it out of warranty, no questions asked.

The amount of work that people go through to apologize f or NIntendo is unreal. Nintendo screwed up and we don’t need fluff pieces absolving them of this crime like you can “live with it”.

Well I can’t. WE need articles talking about how we shouldn’t have to and this needs to get fixed. I can’t even play my machine…

Oh, look at this guy. He still has a functioning Switch dock. Must be nice.

Ah, the “first world problems” argument. Shut up.

Joycons are among the worst input devices ever devised. If the Switch were anything other than Nintendo, they’d be completely panned. They require an arthritic grip on anyone with hands larger than Trump, and even attached to the plastic bit, they’re drifty, wobbly, and bad.

..followed by guitar bass noises’

This sea bass is making is making me thirsty!