*fart sound*

They added the PS5 controller to Overwatch? Nice.

Write this article but from the perspective of how when playing as the British Empire and Commonwealth forces you’re nearly always in an entirely White army despite the Empire being predominantly made up of Asian and African peoples or how no campaign ending ever has “and by jove, who cares if Bengal starved and…

One of the many reasons Steven Universe was the best shows of the 2010s is that Joel plays the mayor, who is also drawn to look like him.

Twitch has 27,000 partnered streamers. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find numbers for Mixer, but it’s a much newer platform and it’s much smaller.

Lmao. You're an idiot.

Saw it, can confirm. Especially that part where Aerith looks directly into the camera and tells you how to revive her in the original game - I kinda wish I had seen that in the context of the actual story.

So we should be holding sony’s next gen platform to the same standard as microsoft’s LAST gen console? Was this console not designed by Mark Cerny, the greatest mind of this or any other generation, and ninth incarnation of the buddha himself?

Sony has had 5 years to figure out that back compat was going to be an…

“ESA recommends all attendees stay home and leak their own personal information this year.”

Devolver: “shit...we were planning a joke zombie outbreak this year...now we have to come up with a new sketch”

“I checked it. They actually did it. It’s live. I uninstalled. This is my last post. Bye Overwatch after 3 years of every day play. I won’t support censorship on such level,”

“Take us to your leader... but first do a little spin for us. Ah yes, very nice.”

Thumbing my broken asshole is love!

So you’re saying I should watch GoT?

I’ll talk to my pharmacist to see if he can get this flavor for the soda fountain. I have my doubts though — he’s addicted to laudanum and the upkeep of his shop has seriously fallen by the wayside. 

Tried the regular and cherry a couple of weeks ago and, whoof, they’re just awful.

The regular Coke version tastes like a flat Coke, but just chock-a-block full of guarana to the point where it’s all I could taste. The cherry version is slightly better, since the cherry flavor cuts through the guarana a bit, but it…

Tomorrow they’ll announce they’re backing out of “State of Play” because of the Coronavirus. 

Not gonna lie, that looks sweet. They turned an Xbox into a Jordan shoe box!

Closure! Sweet, sweet catharsis. Thank you.

What a marvelous age of wonders we live in, where the latest trend in modern (virtual) warfare is 90 players getting smoked by a most experienced and adderall-fueled 10 before the real action starts.