You forgot BENGAZI!!1!

You forgot to throw in the 2nd Admendment and something about “State’s Rights”

Honestly, one of the most galling things is that they say the exact same things about us. They think our outrage is just like their outrage - made-up bullshit to yell at the other team. Like it’s all fucking football or something. We’re trying to solve the healthcare crisis, and they’re tearing off their shirts and…

I was recently laid off from Boeing. I have a lot of thoughts but the biggest issue there is absolutely HORRID management. That is killing the company. They don’t know what the fuck they are doing, agree to asinine changes because they don’t have any clue what the area they manage actually does and, despite being…

I remember Dana Perino trying to defend this shit during the bailouts. “If companies want to recruit CEOs, they have to offer competitive pay! That’s how the market works!” Gee, do you think CEOs had anything to do with that market inflation?????

Fake news! Obamaphones! Sharia law! Build a wall! Liberal tears!

God and it is just the worst part isn’t it? The smug assholery as they burn down the country and blame us.

Oh gee, Trump lied and doesn’t give a shit about anything but photo ops where he can shove himself to the front? Surprising!

Just a reminder that being “competitive” can also mean paying CEOs more, since CEO pay has to rise with the market so they don’t “lose” a good one or can “attract” the best. So they could just funnel that money into CEO pay and not be lying.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Sen. Murphy is on fire wth this speech! I recommend peeping at the entire excerpt. A bunch of the New England Senators are really acquiring themselves very well under our new world order. The Resistance is strong with them.

Rizzo is absolutely going to wear one for this. We all know it’s coming. Yes, this is all so fucking stupid.

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

He had it coming.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

Look I’m as amused by Donald teaching the fluke monster from the X-Files how to act like a person by forcing him/it to watch Wall Street and American Pyscho on a loop as anyone but do we have to keep pretending its a person?