Likely, they’re staring at their phones in between sleeping, eating, and crapping.

Teens do not have fears for the future. The farthest they fear into the future is about what they’re doing the upcoming weekend. They’re glued to their phones and can barely function without mommy and daddy; that’s why they’re not going on dates or having sex.

He’s a man... who has been successful at things in his life. I think that alone is reason for us to give him a listen. Maybe we’ll learn a thing or two.

What a loser

Old man is clearly stuck in the“5 dollar porno” days.

“If you think a woman’s voice in a sportscast is annoying, just imagine how horrible it would sound coming from the oval office!”

...“I go to sports to get away from women, except the cheer women on the sidelines, and the sexy women in the commercials, the hot women on the big screen, the sometimes-its-ok woman sideline reporter, and of course, the women that the men are talking about in a patronizing and/or objectifying way. But never - ever! -…

Bless their manhearts™. I wish there was a place I could go to get away from men, now that you mention it.

That’s pretty good. Well done.

Bleaching the hell out of your hair is so early 2000s. It’s not a good look anymore.

Ah, yes, the logical woman. A mysterious, hard-to-find creature, explains the man between lies.

We’re typing. Nobody is talking. Eat all the poison you want; giving it to children - especially in mass amounts - ought to be considered child abuse.

uhhhh, that’s ridiculous. Thank you for teaching me something new today.

Kids don’t want to be there and nobody wants them there. They shouldn’t even be in the ceremony, all they do is cry and muck it up. Leave them at home.

Candy is celebrated poison.

How are these adults? Who thinks this is fun or cool?

Men are the serious photographers.

“I’m big”

I can’t imagine writing stuff like this with my real name and picture next to it.

They were probably trying to make money off it so they wouldn’t have to work. Thanks, reality TV.