Three-pointers can’t melt steel beams, sheeple

Lavar (Butter)Ball. I apologize for nothing.

You’ve gotta think that even Childs, from his hospital bed, would tend to agree that he’s untalented at safety.

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

Devin Booker did pizza gate

“I think they might have legs man. Teeny tiny legs that we can’t see, not even with microscopes”

Let’s be fair: Jack McBrayer is supposed to be the brawn of that duo, Blake Griffin the brains.

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

No snark, I always assumed Gottlieb was a Dukie...

Kerr has sold shoes; Gottlieb has talked about other people selling shoes a couple times a week for a while.

How could he look at a resume that listed “Social Media Hot Takes” in the skills section and not be intrigued?

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

Or Bill Walton. Or Arvydas. Or Yao. Or ...

Orthopedic Surgeon: Mr. Colangelo, are you familiar with the saying, “There is no ‘I’ in ‘team?’”

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden

I think it’s safe to say NBA is just as bad as soccer.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

Vlade Divac would like a word, but he tripped over nothing on his way to you and is going to be rolling around on the floor for a good ten minutes. Sit tight.

+1 Cup of rippled water

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.