Yeah, but I am pretty sure he has the least efficent way of making friends in NBA history.

Are you Scott Adams by chance?

Those Husky boys have finally lost the weight of being Bullied.

Thank you for keeping an internet post with “Bill Simmons” attached to it under 146,ooo words and without an awkward, shoe horned nod to pop culture.

UH. . . because the NBA is full of pansies now that Mama Stern did away with the rough stuff under the basket and ALL fighting. A generation later it’s a league of 99% pansies . . . and this coming from a huge NBA fan.

Can’t resist a good bad pun, congratulations on becoming a father!

Jets fan here! Just had a quasi psychedelic meltdown on hearing this news that I’ve completely wasted my life following a team that will never be any good as long as Woody owns it. Walking into the desert naked now to find and pray to the ghost of the Lizard King. Thanks for listening. 

I thought Connecting Four was Rondo’s thing.

+ 1 ft.

This question and this article are why Trump won.

Tyler Ulis? I don’t see race.

Dunks are so fucking cool! Can we get rid of shooting and passing and just have dunking for an hour? Maybe include hip hop musics and trampolines?

So this basketball thing is basically like “air soccer”? sounds cool, hope it catches on.

Erotic? . . . Erotic? Save it for your therapist. . .

Philly fans are starting to sound a little bitter these days . . . just saying.

That’s why only eat Alkaline batteries and am now blind in one eye and don’t understand what these dumb scientists are talking about.

Ever since read his father was 400lb cop who doesn’t mind a scrap I wanted this guy on the Blazers. . . here’s to hoping he keeps it up and finally breaks the center curse of Walton-Bowie-Oden-Sabonis(Health/age) that followed this franchise for 40 years.

Just thinking last night how Nutkic is looking more like Baby Sabonis than actual Baby Sabonis. . .

It’s hard for me to balance the catharsis of seeing a Plumlee kicked in the nuts with continued annoyance of the Morrii as crappy human beings.