This isn’t a “Shocker” .

Young Larry Bird - “Pa don’t like show offs”

. . . and so begins the slow devolution of an NBA game becoming just two guys slam dunking balls off trampolines while fireworks and a guitar army go off - it’s what Stern would have wanted.

Him and Mrcus Smart right? This scenario is starting to feel familiar.

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Thanks for the reminder that just because Karl is an asshole doesn’t mean what he wrote wasn’t true.

At least John Wall is actively shaking that tag as a punk with allstar talent but a shit head on his shoulders and finally making good decisions.

Yep, he’s 28, his mind is 16 and his knees are 82.

David Cross’ joke regarding Bush about how they would only turn on him if he ate a baby on live television comes to mind.

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So what? That’s like me asking two sandwich artists if they want me in Subway . . . they still don’t .

With the way things are going this may the first post-ethical government ever.

It’s hilarious that a D1 men’s athlete would totally be able to fathom the possibility of being in serious trouble with the law.

The number 1 has really had a number 2 career so far.

He probably just got on the wrong Bang Bus to Madison Square Garden.

One contender’s white trash is another contender’s white treasure.

I hope when they each get traded for parts they get traded together.

He’s going to look good in that new Spurs uniform.

POINTS . . . toward two 2 free therapy sessions and a Doctor Phil intervention.

Yeah, Brian Bosworth pretty much lives on that ferry now.