Whatever it is causing them to perform at a subpar level at least we can now all agree it’s not the manager - he seems very intelligent.

Kanye just does his concerts bigger, faster, stronger . . . but mostly just faster.

I wear jeans and I’ll nail a butt for $100, whats the big deal?

He can already take the Promise Ring off the bat!

Rich white people condemning poor white people for their lack of progressive politics . . what is this, npr?

You don’t watch the NFL???Yyou might have a serious head injury. . .

He should open a restaurant called “Beef Mode”.

“Thou must risk it for thine biscuit” -John 3:23

This isn’t real racism - people have lost their minds with terms like “ blunt appropriation of Native American culture.” Real racism is infected blankets, murder, slavery, genocide etc. . . all of which are currently going on in many, many parts of the world. But yeah, high school girls should be publicly shamed for…

“Dilfer” has always sounded like the rudest pejorative I’ve never known the definition of. . .

Seems like they only have 2 ways out of this snafu and both involve swimming through a lot of shit.

explained that he got the idea to swim in a dumpster because “it’s sturdy, it’s rentable, and I can just give it back.”

Prince Valiant was robbed again! This election was fixed like HRC v TP! - “Bernie Bros” got nothing on us “Prince V. Pals”.

One of Tom Brady’s Uggs turned inside-out and put in a NY Jets uniform.

I got Vancouver . . . I lived in Vancouver for 6 months and generally disliked it. Though, to be honest, it was the people not the city. Annoying ass Polar Americans.

Please just make the top 25 all Alabama with different quotes from the Bible for each ranking - foretelling the coming of Sabin . . . you know, not unlike what ESPN would do, just slightly less hyperbolic.

Harden’s hard-on den was hard on Malone Jr.

Harden’s hard-on den was hard on Malone Jr.

But who controls the means of producing these takes?