Goddammit, Drew. I want to hate Jay Leno with every fiber of my being, and now I watched that and I just can't.

"The players also won't be embracing him like they have in college. Before you know it, that constant smile that has become Carroll's trademark will be harder and harder to find. Regardless of how optimistic some Carroll supporters may be about this news, the man is going to fail in the NFL." - Jeffri Chadiha,…

Notice to Athletes

You should see the ski jump in Ogdenville!

"It would be a lot better if we had decent forerunners but that's always been an issue on our tour."

"Just don't drink the Kool-Aid about 9/11."

He also had a GIANT cigar tucked up into his beanie (it's about 25 here) and was throwing handfuls of Skittles at everyone. Must have had a grip of boxes in the Duck with him.

Most people lay their head down on a pillow and dream of someday being an Olympian. Olympians lay their head down and dream of someday having a pillow.

The extreme shortage is sponsored by Mountain Dew.

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

Ugh, she had Space Needle Dick Sherman RIGHT THERE.

He sure contributed nothing. Didn't you see all those completed passes to the dudes he was covering?

"WHEN YOU TRY ME ON A SLIPPERY OLD CEDAR FROM A CRAP TREE, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GONNA GET."

-The Leg Jump

The best part of these conspiracy theories is the fact that they actually think the NFL would favor a team in Seattle over a team in California, let alone a team in California that has loads of bandwagon fans across the country due to the glory days of Montana, Rice and Young, and the Super Bowl trip last year.

I tried to watch that video, but it was blocked.

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

He's got a point about your lack of journalistic integrity. You guys never got Lennay Kekua's side of the story, either.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.