I had them occasionally all through my 20s, but now that I've had a beard for a significant amount of time, my stress dreams seem to revolve around it falling out or getting weird and patchy. It *feels* very similar to the tooth dreams I used to have, so I suspect it's the same thing, just adapted to the newer…

I wonder if that has anything at all to do with the fact that the US has 278,000,000 more people living in it than Canada does.

Getting the "Thornton, Inc" achievement for successfully turning every single enemy in the game into an ally, then ultimately revealing it all to be a massive chessmaster gambit to take over the evil corporation for yourself at the end was one of the most satisfying moments of my gaming career. That game has a…

I've actually long held a fan-theory that the dad from That '70s Show IS Clarence Boddiker from Robocop- he finally got fed up with his dumbass son, killed everyone in the neighborhood, and fled to Detroit, where he built himself a sleazy criminal empire. THE PIECES ALL FIT

They sell some of those crazy Lithuanian beers with big 11% and 12% signs at a Safeway near my old apartment and those things are no fucking joke.

The athletes lay their heads to rest that night in their hotel room on top of a dog stuffed into a pillowcase.

They don't allow jazz in Utah, though. The only music allowed is a forlorn wail after your third sister-wife dies, and even that only into a closet filled with pillows after midnight, when decent people are asleep.

Hey man, tossing fish at a heavily-tattooed, suspiciously bearded man who catches it in yesterday's newspaper is all we have ever since Kurt shot himself!

"Forget to wear designated Shaggy 2 Dope makeup during ICP practice day? $10.00 fine."

They also have bread sticks, if you can believe it!

Yeah, you're a real fuckin superhero.

The console-exclusive DLC straight line piece costs $5.99 to unlock

Superman is all "I CAN'T BE THE ONE TO DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES" *ten minutes later* "OK GUESS I CHANGED MY MIND, EVERYBODY DIES LOL"

Yeah, pretty much all that no-personality stuff, plus beer tastes awesome.

She also pretty heavily implied to have strong Nazi sympathies, which isn't a trait I would be looking for in a step-mother.