folk like me: white people

The real secret is go to Popeyes instead of KFC.

Whoa there, Jimmy is an American Hero. Jimmy is dedicated to the task at hand. That task being "how many hot girls are walking past my station right now?"

The older I get the, the more I disconnect myself with other “gamers.” I just don't understand this mindset, ****ing nut jobs.

I’ve seen a couple comments on articles from Trump supporters (at least they said they were) who said if Trump doesn’t win, they will start grab their guns and start a revolution.

Yeah, I’m starting to think that if Trump actually raped someone in front of his supporters, they’d still be all, “Ha ha, he’s keepin’ it real!”

Not Peter Dinklage short. But yes, I'm short. ;)

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…

I will never be a Clinton fan and I voted for Bernie in the state primary. That said, Bernie,

thank you for my new motivational poster

I wouldn’t be too worried about the timeline here. I don’t think there’s anyone in the world more adept than the Brazilians at quickly pulling off a total and complete cleanup effort.

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

22. Beetle Adventure Racing (1999)

This guy makes me proud to be a slutty young woman. He makes it seem like an insidious political statement to be a young lady who fucks around. I had no idea we were so powerful that we had a cartoonish villain to be up against. I thought I was just doing what I wanted with my own body. Apparently I've been tormenting…

The fact that Mr. Ivriniel is 5 '4, and I'm 5'8 would have blown this guy's mind, eh?

This remains the best message I have ever received, ever. Yes, it got the guy blocked, but it has provided years of entertainment watching people read it and their reactions.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

You must be fun at parties