WE MUST HOLD THE CENTER, LEST SOMETHING MAY GET DONE!

Do we get to ship our republicans to Oklahoma? 

It’s extremely obvious that if he loses in 2020, or when he has to step down in 2024, he is not going to relinquish power peaceably. We need to be making real plans for this inevitability.

The “I’m the smart one here” mentality is so fucking frustrating. “You have to be an idiot if you can’t see that [elaborate series of bullshit] is the true way things are! CHEMTRAILS!!!!”

And in spite of all that, he could have torn Donald Trump in half like a piece of tissue paper.

Of course they are. Biden represents the kind of thinking that led to our great victory with Hilary Clinton.

Teddy Fucking Roosevelt? You mean the President who would take Judo lessons from original Kodokan blackbelts in the fucking white house? The guy who got shot, beat the shit out of his shooter, and then gave a speech while pretending to not have just been shot minutes before? Go draw a picture of a vascular Trump…

hahah yeah. And I mean, I understand that it’s a metaphor, but aside from being a generally large man, Trump seems like one of the physically weakest and least fit presidents in history. 

Oh my god, even after two years of this, the urge to slap this dude has not subsided.

I don’t get the whole “depicting the person you like as muscular” thing. There’s also so many comics of a musclebound Trump pummeling the concept of immigration with a large section of fence or whatever.

“They told us, ‘This is what happens if you just cower and do nothing,”

...but since this was a drill, if one of them had taken the fake gun and beaten their heads in with it, they would have gone to prison. 

Yo QAnon and /pol just killed the most powerful mob boss on the country like it was nothing. If this doesn’t scare the shit out of you you need to fucking recalibrate. This shit is real and no one is safe.

NOW IM PRUNE TRACY

Does anyone actually think Louie Goemert gives a single fuck about the Jews? He would be psyched to see this country turn into a white ethnostate

How can an entire political party base the whole of its platform on arguing in bad faith about every every conceivable idea?

Why not 10g? 100g??? A MILLION G.

This country is such a goddamn worthless joke that any of this has been allowed to transpire.

You 100% unequivocally know that someone is a real shithead when they drop that “innocent until proven guilty” schlock into situations where there’s no threat of going to prison. People can think you’re a shithead without it being litigated. You have no right to be shielded from public opinion.

jeeeeeeesusssss. 

Yo stop fucking trying to eat at Mexican restaurants if you’re trying to genocide all of the Mexicans