“It would disproportionately benefit our opponents if we were unable to continue cheating.”

Why is (((Rep. Nadler))) putting his name in the 3 parentheses that Internet racists use when they talk about Jews?

Hoo boy, religion sure is dumb.

I would love to see footage of her clumsily kicking her way up that wall

I’m not itching to fight, I’m just saying when people with a more or less unified agenda (regardless of any formal organization) keep launching flashy attacks, a pattern starts to form.

At what point do we admit we’re in a civil war? Guerilla attacks are common enough that we’re training Santa to sack gunmen and arming all of our teachers. That stuff didn’t even happen during any of the wars we actually fought. “Lone wolf” rationalizations dont carry quite the same cultural capital as they used to -…

We’re really doing this biden it, aren’t we?

QUICK! Congress needs to allocate an additional $3BN USD in the budget to buy all ICE and Border Patrol agents bumpin’ motherfucking hydraulics and secret compartments for their patrol cars or else we’ll never be able to overcome the great 2019 low rider/ trap car gap!!! OTHERWISE ILL THROW THIS WHOLE FUCKING…

I hope someone heavy steps on his crystalline foot

Can we distribute these fuckups widely without alerting the right that coloring the background black in ms word doesn’t actually remove the text?  Between this and the proud boys charter, we’ve been getting such good bonus insight.

I just don’t see any reason why an institutionalized system of pay-to-play bribery influencing our government at absolutely all levels is bad. Why not just take the money and then do the favors they ask? What could possibly go wrong?

Oh my god, Joe Manchin is the worst

Something I haven’t seen mentioned is that around 80% of gun deaths are suicides. What do you think is going to happen when you put a bunch of underpaid and underappreciated workers & kids with puberty hormones & social media bullying in proximity to 1000xs more guns than they otherwise would be exposed to?

The problem isn’t even the gigantic miscalculation as a reflection of her judgment. It’s that she made herself into a joke. No amount of political crisis management can undo that.

AND IT IS THEREFORE DECREED BY THE STATE OF OHIO THAT ALL CHILDREN WILL WRITE EXCLUSIVELY WITH THE WELL AND THE QUILL

A private prison company using slave labor to bribe politicians is the most American thing I have ever heard.

yeah! There was no indication at all that he and the entirety of the Republican Party has been acting in bad faith for the entire modern era of politics. Both sidesism! Centrism! Compromise! These are our esteemed values!

Now that it is crystal clear that everyone has been conned, allow me to point out that I have always seen through this and knew this would happen, despite all my previous statements on the matter.

Yeah! Let’s vote on anyone who calls themselves a democrat, no matter how reprehensible their views! I love climate change, as long as it’s a Democrat denying it!

America’s Civil Cold War (probably will be called the Great Culture War or some shit 50 years from now) is being fought savagely by the Republicans. The democrats and the press are happy to pretend like it’s peace time though! Civility! Bipartisanship! Norms! We will champion them all as the GOP poisons every well.