Every important Republican house committee leader has resigned! That is happening for a reason.

We already have 4 indictments and 2 guilty pleas. I know it’s real cool to be jaded about this shit, but it’s already in process.

This is a war of the stupid against the smart. Two important notes:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

That was hilarious. Make a non-sensical ad and then use “We make scents” as your tagline. Fucking dope commercial.

Democrats didn’t learn a single fucking thing from their embarassing goddamn clinton loss. Look, I know the russians fucked with the election, but maybe people aren’t super psyched on political dynasties either. Get the fuck out of here with this shit. We don’t need another Kennedy.

Whoops, there were still some people living in Kentucky? Everybody better clear out of there! The whole thing is a moral superfund site.

Society somehow managed to demonize the concept of “racism” at large without demonizing racist behavior and opinions.

“I am the least racist person, but...” etc etc

How do we get people to be more comfortable with the terms “racist” and “racism,” but less comfortable with our own actualization of those racist feelings…

You’re just a fucking bad as the people who voted for Trump, Aran. Just because a celebrity says something that inspires you does not mean they are qualified for President. Suggesting otherwise means you are not qualified to make that claim.

People need to start plainly and honestly telling politicians like this that they’re actually not worthy of respect.

Modern debate is a joke no matter the race of the participants. The speedtalking to get around the arbitrary time rules has made the whole thing into a nonsense contest.

“It can never happen to me!” -100% of all drug addicts before they get addicted. Love the confidence.

This is why people hate liberals.

Even in the filthy, morally-bankrupt terms of Randian Objectivist madness, there is a RATIONAL SELF-INTEREST in not having a nation with millions of destitute, sick, homeless, uneducated, starving people dying in the streets, drinking poison water, armed to the teeth, eating poison food, and breathing toxic air. First…

No one of modest means should pay their income taxes until this is resolved. The IRS has been cut to the bone by years of republican congress, and they simply will not have the resources to audit millions of small tax payers if we can organize a tax protest.

“Why not respond to the guy pointing a gun at you by hugging him?”

The sickest part of this bill to me is how it times all of the really insidious shit to coincide with times when other parties are likely to be in power, because in part of the massive public distaste for this one. “See? Democrats did it.”

DUDE, I kept asking myself “who the fuck is laughing at his jokes?? Why are they clapping?” thinking he was speaking to current FBI agents. Then I found out he was speaking to the incoming class of police offers who now in 2017 are choosing to infiltrate the FBI and it all came into horrifying focus.

A decade ago, this headline would have been about a TV show.

Spotify did this last year, FYI. It was a big ad campaign. In fact, full circle with todays news, they ran a large banner asking a similar question on the Port Authority Bus Terminal last Xmas.