If the people you know are exclusively the most racist people on Earth, than your perspective on these things gets a little skewed.

“I have no idea what I am talking about. Please confirm me as the foremost expert on this subject.”

The good guy with a gun myth is too stupid to even process. Yes, cowboy, hoo boy you gon’ wallop that boy with the AR-15 and body armor who just caught you off guard by spraying a 30 round clip with no warning at you and everyone around you. Just pull your trusty .38 from your waistband and unload all five rounds!…

“Don’t politicize a tragedy! Except when it’s in my interest. Then let’s politicize the fuck out of it.”

They both fucking lost. Your point is incorrect.

We’re not forgetting history when we say these monuments should come down. In fact, I think we’re the ones who are remembering it quite well.

Okay, just get me a list of 3 references - preferably people you’ve previously stabbed.

11 AM at the Stab Factory:

[Woke StabCo Employee]: “Wait, you mean these body-shaped things I’ve been stabbing at work every day are people? They were covered with sheets until like last week, but it’s been weird stabbing them when you can see the people. God, this one just screamed! That almost makes me want to stop…

10 people go to the bar. One of them uses family money to purchase every single drop of beer in the bar at wholesale price and then sells it back to everyone at a 3000% markup with a bunch of lead and industrial chemicals mixed in.

God it’s almost like a sizable chunk of America wants to dismiss out of hand what actually happened during slavery.

I always knew my dumb Americans were dumb, but I really appreciate this era because I underestimated just how ducking dumb dumb could be. Will not make that mistake again.

“her gender is to blame for this current mess”

What of the plight of Asian women from Southwestern Alabama? If she didnt specifically address that then fuck her, right? She didnt specify that Indian-american women between the ages of 18 and 32 are facing strife! She should have kept her goddamn mouth shut.

You’re right. Why, if she doesn’t address literally every unsolved problem currently floating through existence, has she even really addressed anything at all?

Just throw in a few words about how the victims’ lives are being threatened by conspiracy theorists accusing them of being crisis actors and it will be complete.

The great kowtowing of 2017 can begin in earnest now! You thought it was bad before? Just watch what happens when the few pathetic GOP souls who showed even the slightest, least-courageous displays of dissent from Bannon’s nationalistic agenda resign en masse!

That jumped up at me like an olympic pole vaulter. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS INSANE COUNTRY.

A putin-connected venture capital firm bought like 2% of facebook in 2009. Why is no one ever talking about this? And before anyone asks where I get “putin-connected” from, go fuck yourself - you know as well as everyone does that no large foreign investments from russian sources, nor amassing the capital required to…

How did we let the 50,000 people too dumb to get themselves out of a dying industry that poisons the whole world become such a large part of our decision-making process?

Just the other day, in response to the Las Vegas shooting, I saw a man I didn’t know talking about how important it was to maintain the 2nd amendment because WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST TYRANNY! THEY’RE ATTACKING OUR PEOPLE AND TAKING OUR RIGHTS!