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Hamilton Nolan's Sad Sad Song
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Hamilton Nolan, I saw you getting on the subway at 14th street last night as I was getting off, and I almost thanked you for being my light in the darkness. Then I got embarrassed at the very thought and maybe shoved you out of the way I think.

She’s advertising herself as a Goldwater fan? Might as well mention her love for George Wallace, too.

Fucking wah. Deal with it, you crybaby. You want to be treated like intelligent people? Then think before you act or speak.

Imagine, if you will: Hamilton Nolan dressed as Uncle Sam, wearing stars and stripes boxing gloves, punching Donald Trump square in the jaw with a powerhouse left cross*, with a large starburst containing the word “FFFFOOOM” in comic lettering.

It’s great that the person who spent the whole election chastising his opponent as treasonous was committing high treason by colluding with a foreign government the whole time. Couldn’t have seen that one coming! (everybody saw that one coming)

I can think of at least a few people who couldn’t control the flow.

The Republican Congress’ plan to let him get elected and then impeach him for treason in the first year is going way more according to plan than I ever would have thought.

This is my favorite news story ever. You all know we are going to see this tape if it exists. Of the PRESIDENT. Who will be DONALD TRUMP. God, there is not a writer on Earth that could have written these events into a believable political thriller even 5 years ago.

I’ll give him this: Jeff sessions does a spot on “Jim looks at the camera”

This is going to be a Federal-scale version of when Kwame Kilpatrick took over Detroit. Even if these crooks get caught and punished for all the insane crimes they’re about to commit, they’re going to bleed this country dry before that point to a level where it ain’t going to recover for a while.

Republicans really spend an excess of time thinking about trans people’s genitals and gay sex.

The greatest motivation for me to get fit was the election. I am convinced that running and fighting are both in everyone’s future, and the constant anxiety I feel, like a balloon being filled with too much air, is pretty easily converted into (or mistaken for) energy. All bodyweight exercise and cardio so I can just

Fair point. No solution, start sharpening the guillotine .

“I’m tired of seeing a ape in heels”

Ugh. Look. Listen. You are a person who removes a disproportional amount of resources as compared the rest of society. If you do not pay a correspondingly large proportion of that back - not enough to make you even-stevens with the rest of us mind you, but just slightly higher of a percentage than everyone else pays -

“I’m a Trump supporter but this whole [insert idiotic thing] debacle is just plain stupid.”

Those people should have strapped those guys to the fucking road.

“Well, I mean, I heard him say all that stuff about deporting people and putting people on lists, and I know congress wants to privatize social security and medicaid, but I honestly just don’t think they’re gonna do all that. I think theyre gonna reopen the coal mines, bring jobs back, and make America great again!”

And we cant fucking do anything about it. Thats the craziest part! we just have to watch!