He has no idea what a conflict of interest even is, and he also refuses to take security briefings. Essentially, this man has no fucking clue what he’s doing oh god its the end of the world

“Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires ever to have lived” - Some hack

Their kids won’t be brain dead. Yours might.

boo

Now they’re saying no shooting - guy ran over people with his car and then stabbed some more. Yeesh.

Yeah, people always forget that the south and middle america is 50% obese and riddled with heart disease and diabetes. Guns does not a soldier make.

It’s easy to pretend like things aren’t real until you’re confronted with their reality head on. Quoting “nigger” instead of the toothless white-person epithet “the n-word” did really seem to wake Brooke Baldwin right the fuck up.

The move against the media is frightening as fuck. Everyone I fretted to about Peter Thiel killing Gawker laughed it off because they weren’t “hard news” or whatever, but this is how they’re going to do it: They’re coming for soft targets first. All the while, the world’s trust in the real press is eroding by the…

Somebody get this woman a television show! We can put it at 12PM on weekdays and call it “Noon in America” or “Noonan America,” whichever tests better with blue collar white audiences.

“I was being sarcastic” is the grand modern crutch of the dumbest people on earth. A) no you weren’t, but more importantly; B) THAT ISNT WHAT SARCASTIC MEANS. The word you are looking for is “facetious”

Was just coming here to mention Marble Hornets. I havent watched since the 2nd season, but I remember the good old days when this was all just Something Awful forums goonery, and not kids stabbing each other.

Two guys showing up to a single polling place is a far cry from a presidential candidate encouraging his supporters en masse to make themselves a presence in districts outside of their own across the entirety of the nation, especially since many of them are likely to be open carrying pistols and long guns instead of…

She just meant she wanted to see a half-rooster, half-turkey.

I agree with the need to unionize, but the whole system of unions need to be reformed too. Collective bargaining and higher wages are great, but preventing shitty workers from being fired is total bullshit, and even worse is the weird concessions that the general public has to make when unions are involved. I was at…

Popeyes a little too “dark” for you?

I could have sworn the fight Gary Antwone Russell lost was fixed too. Even the announcers were flipping out about the decisions being called.

Not only that violence is okay, but that the winner is a crooked, anti-american villain who co-created ISIS, who should be shot.

Oh whoa, it’s like guns are still extremely dangerous no matter how many weekend training exercises you’ve taken. Someone get Smith and or Wesson on the line, they’re going to be shocked!

One down, one to go

Huh, so Ted Cruz isn’t a coward. That’s so shocking that I imagine he’ll backtrack his position after pressure increases. If he doesn’t, I don’t know what to make of the world anymore.