I name thee UGLY!

Wow... you need to get out more if this is making you question your life choices. I remember my buddies Gremlin living up to it’s name; floor boards going, electrical system as reliable as an underwater toaster - it sometimes worked dry, sometimes wet, most times randomly. To quote the best line in Stripes: We’re not…

“Holy Crap The New 2021 Kia Optima Looks Really Damn Boring... as Usual.”

1972... my erector set car.

Daffy... definitely Daffy.

I enjoyed mine for 15 years... right up to the point that it attempted to launch a spark plug into orbit. Sadly, it just wasn’t worth putting money for a new head into at that point.

Sigh... just another overpriced automatic.

If they had just said a custom car they would have been well ahead of the “This is a BS ad.” game.

Definitely a poor energy dissipation design... no parts flying off taking energy with them.

C.G. in front of load carrying system (axle) good. C.G. aft of load carrying system BAD.

Dear California,

Ah yes... another modder that doesn’t know what the heck they’re doing with live axles and linked suspensions.

Kermit Green... thumbs up.

Flashing back to building the family Custom Van in the late 70's. So I’ll take it if no one else does.

Zoom, zoom goggles on!

First mistake; calling it an Autopilot. Second mistake; letting it out on the road. Third mistake; believing the average human lug-nut pays attention to their surroundings - Just watch most SUV drivers as they pull up alongside my Z3... look down?! Ba! Turn signal? What’s that?

Well it lives on as a Veloster anyway... well at least sort’a kind’a.

Wait... isn’t this how recovery yards start? ‘Dude... can you do me  favor?’

Don’t worry... we’ve got this...

Bull.