I'd be careful about disparaging Shirley Jones's performance in Gantry. I'm in the Partridge Family demographic, and seeing her as a whore was eye-opening.

She was mostly a stage actress; she only made a few films.

If you want a hint as to maybe why, see his film America, America. It follows this young man's journey to emigrate from Turkey to America, and it's pretty great. Very neorealist.

Most of their featured movies are available on OnDemand for about a week after they're shown, or you can watch them online with your cable company login.

It's my favorite. It's like a Val Lewton movie, where they create a sense of foreboding out of mood and suggestion — and $100 worth of props.

We had Burger Chef in the DC area. Also Red Barn and Geno's.

Seeing as how I'm the president's age, I'm willing to bet cash money he liked that song better when it was Marvin Gaye's "Got To Give It Up."

Wrong, whippersnapper! That could only be the guy from Cannon, "a Quinn-Martin Production."

DeCaro was one of the talking heads on the MSNBC special that ran earlier this evening.

Does she ever do anything else?

Stewart didn't choose him; it was up to the producers and the network.

I call bullshit on that one, pal. They share the same opinion! The Iranian people were partying in the streets when the agreement was announced.

I thought he was hilarious.

Kilborn was a disaster. Even Snyder took a dig at him! Called him "Craig Stillborn."

Davey and Goliath was produced by the denomination Dr. George Tiller belonged to.

They actually did have an ABBA joke in one episode. A long-running ABBA joke. I thought it was pretty funny.

No he wasn't. It's an acronym. His real name is John Ellis Bush. The Bush family are New England patricians from way back. NOKD.

In the original, FU throws the girl off the roof of the Houses of Parliament. I don't think it's supposed to be realistic.

That show was bananas. I thought the weather-controlling machine on General Hospital was as far-out as soap operas got. Boy, was I wrong.

No, there's that one scene where he leers at her and says, "You know I'm still tied to your apron strings." It's icky.