Huh? Reads like literate person to me.

Back in the day, Suck.com had a paean to the Shriners and a lament to their decline.

They're completely different disciplines. That's why Stephen Colbert's set at the WH Correspondents' Dinner freaked people the fuck out. "Hey, he's a funny guy! Let's book him!"

Imma let y'all finish, but Drop Dead Gorgeous can't hold a candle to Smile.

Because this is the real world, not a movie. You don't vote to prove how fabulously pure and perfect you are. You vote to make the world a tiny bit better.

The guitar riff on that record is pure sex.

Who gives a flying fuck if the actors look like he people they're playing?

Even better, the Other Woman was one of his patients!

I was a teenager when his morning show debuted. I don't think you can quite get how transgressive and out-there Letterman was then. Probably because he influenced culture so much, his style doesn't seem unique anymore.

Hey, that movie is a laff riot!

No, you're wrong. I've heard this argument for the last week, and it's bullshit. Kennedy did not break any rule by jumping off the stage.

Oh, get the fuck over it! It's not a rule.

Yeah, no. The only out country artists I know of are Shelby Lynne and Chely Wright. Lynne told Nashville to suck it years before she came out, and Wright sank like a stone.

God, I hate that place.

Some are, some aren't. In the press release, she says she's collaborating with the actual designers. Sean Combs had a lot of involvement with his line(s) as his grandmother was a seamstress and he used to help her out, cutting out pattern pieces, etc.

Yeah, she starts out with a thick layer of baby oil and ends up looking like Marlene Dietrich in Kismet.

During the show, the contestants are completely sequestered: no phone, no internet, no nothing.

One of the qualities the clones and their children seem to have in common is a freakish ability to heal. They've all survived gunshots and stabbings that would cause us mere mortals to bleed out without immediate emergency care. Hell, Kira got hit by a car traveling a good 45 mph and perked up with a good night's…

Wouldn't opening a vein be a much slower death than a scalpel to the brain?

Her nose was really red in that scene. She looked so, so cold.