OMG I didn’t know that David Foster had married someone who could be his daughter again. He is SO GROSS.

They really have until January 20. Get to worrying, get to working against them now.

Already called and already voted for Cal Cunningham. Fuck Tillis into eternity.

I constantly think about Alex Pareene saying that he wouldn’t be voting AT ALL in 2016. It was presented as a cute, contrarian take because ew, those two candidates are just the woooooooorst.

Exactly what I was going to say, there’s a reason we always try to treat someone with the most minimally invasive anesthesia. There’s ALWAYS a risk that someone under general anesthesia won’t wake up, and this man didn’t give a fuck about that.

And he doesn’t realize that the train has derailed and is plummeting off a cliff right now!

This article collects what was said about him in 2016 when he was still considered at the “forefront.” EW. Mother Jones apparently said “dapper” in a deleted Tweet, yikes.

Well in the past she didn’t put her makeup on with a trowel.

Permanent manned presence on the moon? So are we gonna have a graveyard on the moon?

She knows how to use her time, I love it!

Where’s the wire fraud ‘cause we all know he’s been involved in organized crime for fucking DECADES. I refuse to believe that he’s so clever they can’t nail him for it.

I also think Gerald Ford ended all accountability for the President. The Supreme Court said in US v. Nixon that the President wasn’t above the law, and then Ford made it so he was.

Papa’s gonna leave him twisting in the wind.

Nah, I want them to get the fuck out of my state. They could have just paid off their contractual obligations, that’s what you do to break contracts, and these people are swimming in cash.

I seriously thought she was getting indicted. Now I’m just disappointed.

But the girls knew they didn’t row crew, so why would they be posing as people who do? That logic never made any sense. Those kids knew and went along, either to make their parents happy or because they actually wanted to go to the University of Spoiled Children.

My best friend and I were going to Key West for a few days before Memorial Day. We flew separately, she got there at 10 a.m. that morning. I got to the Miami airport at about 4 p.m. and everything seemed to be going according to plan. My flight was delayed 90 minutes, but I could see the plane sitting there waiting…

And he’s gone and trashed our allies to their faces for years. No one is looking out for the American people now. How could the rest of the world forgive us (even though most of us didn’t vote for him) after all Trump has put them through?

It is utterly hilarious to me hear a grown man afraid to say the p-word. Surprising too, given that is Dear Leader had no problem saying it.

There’s no rule saying that members of the Cabinet must be current lawmakers, but most administrations nominate current or former (often recently former) governors or Senators. Less often, current House representatives get nominated and confirmed. I can’t think of a member of the Cabinet in modern history who held…