Biden is pushing 80. People are going to be pretty interested in his VP pick.

I believe people are also underestimating the anti-Semitism Bernie would have faced as a candidate in the general election.

Right? I wanna see some fucking tears!

The courts are quite political. Why do you think Mitch McConnell has done everything he can to morph them into a branch of the Federalist Society? If gay marriage were working its way through the current federal circuit courts, we’d probably see some very different outcomes. The Ninth Circuit has been taken over by…

The best product placement episode of Top Chef was when Philadelphia cream cheese was the sponsor, and the chefs were not allowed to use any dairy except the cream cheese. Chefs love butter, and they practically wept when they were told that it would not allowed for that competition. Mercifully the show has been much…

But no one has asked or answered the all important question: How will they pay for it?! Where did all those pundits go?

Isn’t an unlicensed dermatologist just a criminal?

Tinkerbell can’t live without applause. I hope his distance from it destroys him.

It was only about 400 bucks, and a few years earlier they’d sent out 200 bucks to each person. That bullshit stimulus barely covered a car payment.

I think if we take the Senate, Warren should stay there, and if we don’t, she should be part of the Cabinet.

I thought she looked kinda like Kristen Bell if she’d gone through the looking glass.

I’m always so grossed out when women say that their husband is their 2nd (or higher ordinal number) kid. Who wants to fuck their kid? Gross.

I would have asked him why he was looking so closely at what teenage girls are wearing, that disgusting asshole.

The United States really doesn’t like smart women who dare to have opinions in public.

Honestly, I’m much happier about Bloomberg getting shut out than I am about Biden vs. Sanders. I wasn’t gonna vote for Mike fucking Bloomberg in November, and it looks like I may not even have to pretend to like him!

Having just finished Red Card, which is about the corruption in international soccer, I must say how unsurprised I am about the Federation’s statement. All of these federations are run by groups of men who are friendly with each other and give no fucks about the women’s game at all. Even the Women’s World Cup was an…

Meet ‘em on the low road and bring friends. That’ll be how we win.

I thought it was hilarious that her title was Chair of MAO.

I feel like the press is so bored they have to turn all of this into a goddamn game show, and we all get to pay the price. Our politics is stupider, our understanding is shallower, and our democracy is slouching into ruin.