I think liberals ought to be more open-minded about this. It’s been reported that Alexander Hamilton statues are being targeted by conservative vandals. They know how much we liberals revere Hamilton, and how hurtful the destruction of each Hamilton statue would be to us.

What kind of sadsack non-self-respecting losers are we liberals if we won’t protect statues of our liberal hero Alexander Hamilton from vandals?

All statues are not created equal.

Right on!