How does this help with abs

@vpcmotorsport: I always wondered where tofu came from. Ew

@TetraGenesis: You would ruin my argument

@ortizlgnd4: There's five billion of those

@Panucci's Pizza: That my friend is a Revelation

If he didn't spend money on cigarettes then maybe he could afford a new phone.

@rashad123us: text-to-speech

My internet tab says "This Modernist Ginger"

1.5 inches my ass

Better left unknown

33 Megapixel Navy Railgun

@comm0: Credit.

@ortizlgnd4: Aww :) Dude what's your name? We need to be facebook friends. Don't worry, I'm not a rapist.

Looks impossible to lose unless you have no hands.

@ortizlgnd4: Hahahaha I like it.

@DJKGinHD: Sounds good bro :)

"Particularly its spring-loaded pistol that was also a dagger. And also also a gun" isn't this repetitive?

@ortizlgnd4: I understand your thought process, but cracked just seems so used, I feel like something else already uses cracked. cracked is a fairly generic term.How about Prisonbreak. "Did you jailbreak your WinFo7 yet?" "Nah homeskillet, I prisonbroke that bad boy" ;)

@jm9843: "High" is an adjective, so something with a relatively High definition can be labeled as HD if the manufacturer wants to so suck it. 720x480 is relatively high. You all = FAIL

@Channan: "High" is an adjective, so something with a relatively High definition can be labeled as HD if the manufacturer wants to so suck it. 720x480 is relatively high. You all = FAIL