But they gain and expand the software sales, which is a much bigger chunk of profit than hardware. 

I also cannot believe that someone would choose to spend their limited leisure time playing a video game in a manner you would not play it in. THE NERVE!

Head crabs love the chemically taste of Monster Energy Drink. 

I mean, a new Half Life game comes out this month. Not really a tease, but cross promotion. 

So you don’t use Steam, Origin or GOG then? Cause they all do it too. 

...Actually The Lord of the Rings was one book and split into three after the fact due to the cost of printing. So the comparison is apt.

See, I *WAS* excited to watch Lord of the Rings, but then I heard they broke it up into three chapters.

Not at all. Just like every game in the series, the movie is stand-alone.

The birth of a new copypasta. 

Nope. Mass Effect 1-3 tells a complete story.

Even though the troll is getting paid to troll, same rules apply: Don’t engage. That’s what they want. 

Hitman series is 100% comedy because of this. Time spent making a game plan, patiently stalking your target always ends in a panicked yackedy-sax comedic scene of death. 

So the score fits the tone and themes of the movie perfectly then?

You know what’s worse than Avatar? The online discourse about not caring about avatar.

I had some eggs and toast for breakfast.

How often would you say you get super, duper angry when others have different opinions than you? 

LOL Capcom made RE2make to make money, not win pointless awards. It was worth it. 

Kojima masturbating all over the screen The Video Game?

Biggest surprise for me that didn’t make it on the list was The Boys. I absolutely hated the comic (stuck with it for 20 issues) when it came out, so my expectations for the show were low.

Reports from those who have played the international version say it’s not that game-changing as they would want us to believe. You were fine getting the original version.