You're not the target audience. Simple as that.

I haven't seen a game that has as good of visuals for what it's pulling off. It's definitely just you.

Your reading comprehension may need some work there, champ. Seeing as I said nothing of the sort, I would probably look into that if I were you.

Great! Thanks for sharing! Not sure why that information is relevant at all in this conversation, but good on you for buying a PC! I also own a PC. What a small world!

Ohh, another current-gen Ubisoft product! I look forward to the game looking nothing like the footage showed off last year!

Yea, a lot of people haven't heard of this newcomer. He's only been around in comics and cartoons for 74 years now!

It's amazing how you gained enough from early-alpha footage to both criticize and insult those who are making this game! You are a rare breed of dick and moron!

Not too far off. I can only think of a couple of people in my life that haven't cut the cable cord yet.

Wow, why so mucb anger and hatred in your heart? Is it the mom thing still? Either way, you have my pity.

Good one!

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And, don't forget, if you want to play as the Imperial race, the only way you can do it is by buying the limited and more expensive Imperial Edition!

Welp, I sure would like to purchase those for the Nintendo device I actually own — the 3DS. But porting handheld games to Nintendo's latest handheld device makes too much sense. Of course they wouldn't do that.

Besides his name slapped on it, Joss had very little to do with Shield.

No, it says that young video game players are more likely to vote on an online consumer-based survey than the general public.

Actually, you have one week to watch seasons 1-5. And then stop. Just walk away. There's nothing else to see.

Wow, this is quick. It usually takes 9-12 months for a price drop and game bundle on a new console. I'm wondering if Microsoft is panicking a bit about the initial sales numbers.

Luckily you literally have thousands of outlets to get your video games in a sea of developers and publishers. It's not like EA is holding the hobby you like hostage.

And I'm a consumer who is expressing his opinion of an opinion-based survey. What's your point?

Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm basically Hitler. Thanks for the laugh!