You take the midnight subway train.

The Who, Woodstock

Is it possible to hear this song and not get fired up? I say no.

Genesis-When the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway

My favorite J. Geils tune, “Must Of Got Lost”.

Petterson had such a hot start this season, it reminds a bit of Ovechkin’s rookie season, Vancouver still has a bunch of work to do but this is the kind of spark they need before winning the President’s Trophy and subsequent first round exit to the expansion season Seattle Sockeyes, Vancouver will burn effigies of…

I like to pretend his last name rhymes with Robert. And I like to pretend that my TV is a window instead of a screen. And I like to pretend I have friends.

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

He and AP would be quite the 1-2 punch.

two actual human workers on a cherry picker... nobody was injured.

911 Dispatcher: “Who did you see masturbating?”

My man. You’re the spitting image of the great Hank Baskett.

Welcome to Devil’s Night, everyone. Hopefully, we survive.

Even after all of these years, the Michael Myers/Halloween theme song is still terrifying!

Well gang, today I legally received 30 grams of marijuana from my provincial government.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

Nailed it. This beef is salty, a little fake, and seems likely to end in the heat death of universe as the atoms that comprise all matter are stretched infinitly apart.

why does my alarm clock battery always die during the night?