Asshole.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Hinkie is the man we need to flip the script when it comes to reading. Shift the paradigm. Break the mold. Think outside the box. Gleam the cube. Hold the mayo. Defrag the humperdink.

Mother of God was that a horrible pitch! Jesus Christ! There’s not a major leaguer who wouldn’t have put that in the cheap seats. That’s not a knock on Ohtani. It’s a knock on Austin Bibens-Dirkx, which isn’t a real name in the 21st century.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Another song that rocks harder, non-Canadian:

‘Walk Like A Giant’ -Neil Young & Crazy Horse’

Challenge accepted, I can even name a Tragically Hip song that rocks harder!

1st of all, I had this in my head all day for some reason

Songs like this have earned Neil Young the nickname The Godfather of Grunge.

Not to mention the sticky shoes he has to wear to keep from falling off the bottom of the planet.

Typical Deadspin making everything about race. Every sentence you have to remind us that he’s White. 

Google changed their logo in 2015, trumps “screenshot” from  2016 is the old logo. 

I have a friend in a European country. He’s looking at doing a tour of the U.S. As part of his research, he stumbled upon the term “Roll Tide.” He went to Urban Dictionary for the definition:

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

Well, I still can submit Mike Pence. That fucker has the most punchable face.

Here’s a much bigger story: Earlier today, two tankers collided in the Pacific Ocean. One was full of red paint; the other was full of purple paint.