Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Baltimore: Donnie.

O’Brien: “The 1-0 pitch to Betts...inside for ball 2.”

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

Here, I’m a lawyer, so let me translate this into English:

I can’t believe that in 2018, this major sporting event was not being broadcast on TV. 

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Wow, Drew, look at you getting ready for footbaw season with August two-a-days!

Ah, kind of like a reverse Emmitt Smith.

This WYTS should really be an annual day off for Drew. Just post the buttfumble gif and a LOL and move on to the Raiders or whoever.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Terror:

Rolling Stones, “Star Star” (Mick Taylor’s last tour)

Step into my parlor said the spider to the human fly ...

UCLA opened football practice today. It’s hard for me to believe that our coach is Chip Kelly. With that in mind, let me present the “Solid Gold Sound of the UCLA Marching Band” as they open the Rolling Stones show at Staples Center with a cover of “Satisfaction.”

Traveling Wilburys-Tweeter and the Monkey Man

The song in my head as I walk out of work this sunny afternoon...