But if they do — who cares?

Did you know that feather for war bonnets are taken from live young eagles? That's pretty fucking painful and traumatic. War bonnets and headdresses are cruel and people who wear them are a-holes torturing innocent animals for some bogus superstitious practice. Feathers protect no one except for the birds they are…

I absolutely understand that argument and do sympathize. Those actions were indeed atrocious and one should seek to preserve one's heritage. More so I lament humanity's tendency to worship 'things' and delineate inviolable borders with respect to culture. We should break out of that habit. Unless they are…

I'd wear a medal.

And all symbols are meaningless, including the trinkets we hand out for bravery and service. People and ideas deserve respect, not the random fancy or shiny objects made to represent them.

Or, you can exercise with your partner!

Yes it is totally a thing. A really cool, handsome guy I know is 5'4" and said women tell him "I'd date you if you weren't so short." It's so stupid, like even short women will say that.

I'm complaining that there appears to be a double standard between when women size up men based on a measurement and when men size women up to a measurement.

No different from all the strait girls who ask for specific height measurements (and demand they be over 6'0)

Dadpants. Unless you're a husky dude, that cut doesn't do any favors.

Got a thing for dads, do you?...

Riiiiiiggght. *backs away slowly*

About damn time. I mean, men in skinny jeans are still ridiculous in 99% of cases but yay for well cut suits that fit, instead of those nasty, too big and too loose ill-fitting monstrosities American men have been wearing for decades.

No worries! I try to make my diet heavy in the fresh stuff, so that's where TJ's can get frustrating. Their bagged lettuces and kale and stuff are great, but everything else is. . . hit or miss at best.

Bless you for taking these fellas out of my local dating pool.

Yes! It's like having a Cloak of Invisibility without the danger of loosing your place in line. You don't have to engage with other people unless you want to.

Except for aviators. I totally make judgements on strangers wearing aviators (ESPECIALLY mirrored ones) unless they are a pilot currently flying a plane.

A backwards baseball cap has the opposite effect on me, but you enjoy yourself!

Backwards baseball cap? I guess if bro culture turns you on... good luck with that.

No.