She is the worst. And seriously, with the whole 'flaxen locks' thing, Dodai? THAT IS NOT HER REAL HAIR.

Right? Only one of them has an original bone in their body, and he isn't the one wearing fake hair.

Well, and if you check out the photography on their site, you'll note that bare breasts are not at all an issue. You'll find clear views of pubic regions, too. It is very much a place for soft-core photography, and its often done quite well.

Dear American Apparel,

They have an amazing photo set with people wearing only panties and gloves. It's so amazing and erotic. I love it.

The best part: I really and truly like how they blend fashion with soft-core porn. No sarcasm here - I really like it.

Totally pervy. But recall that many of us like being pervy. I like public sexuality and I love the products and photography of American Apparel. I was almost hired as a manager there, when I needed a job as an undergrad. As part of the interviews, I was photographed and asked if I would be willing to pose for more…

Oh honestly, it's not as bad as I say. But it's really stupid, with clip art images of lipstick, martinis, televisions and a bunch of ridiculous symbols of supposed womanhood as interpreted by Jezebel.

I just figured it out: I'm using a different browser than I normally choose. On Chrome (with all my, ehem, ad-blocking extensions) it doesn't show up at all. On Firefox, however, the image is there. As such, Chrome=less rage.

I'm all better now. That bun-bunz made my day. THANKS!

Oh heavens no. I like cake. TEAM CAKE 4EVA.

Um, because it's entertaining? Like I mentioned? Are you not getting the faux-rage mixed with humor here? Seems like other people are getting it. You? Not so much...

I wish I could:

In no way, shape or form does Jezebel represent or even resemble feminists or feminism. It actively supports the industries, opinions and ideals that foment gendered subjugation. But it's entertaining at times!

ALL OF THE HUFFING ALL OF THE TIME.

Oh but that's my FAVE.

The top of your screen. Images of fucking sunglasses and lipstick and all sorts of bullshit that apparently represents women.

HA! That's pretty much the only thing I'm good at (other than getting crunk after a long day of caffeinated work).

I might argue that missionary is one of the best positions with which we are able to make prolonged eye contact and kiss with the most frequency and ease. It's also one of the better positions for pelvic stimulation of the clit (without hands, and via 'grinding') during penetration.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over my uncontrollable urge to push that stupid fucking header image foisted over every damn Jezebel page of the tallest cliff I can find.