Oh but that's my FAVE.

The top of your screen. Images of fucking sunglasses and lipstick and all sorts of bullshit that apparently represents women.

HA! That's pretty much the only thing I'm good at (other than getting crunk after a long day of caffeinated work).

I might argue that missionary is one of the best positions with which we are able to make prolonged eye contact and kiss with the most frequency and ease. It's also one of the better positions for pelvic stimulation of the clit (without hands, and via 'grinding') during penetration.

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over my uncontrollable urge to push that stupid fucking header image foisted over every damn Jezebel page of the tallest cliff I can find.

Seriously, if you eat food from chain restaurants, you deserve what you get.

Yeah, this is bullshit. Champagne wouldn't even make it to the second round if this bracket were gender neutral. Fellas don't drink that shit unless they have to (or unless they're in a ridiculous rap video).

But we get to base our votes on how we perceive the options. When I choose to drink or smoke, it's like a vote for drinking or smoking. But caffeine isn't a choice, so why should I vote for it?

Well, if you had to pick only one sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? All the cool stuff with the reverse cowgirls and inverse pretzel twists and whatnot...if you just did those positions forever, they would be boring too. The reason why we like the non-missionary stuff is because it's less…

But see, that's why caffeine shouldn't be in this bracket. For many of us, we absolutely can't go without it. It's not a preference, per se, it's just something we have to do to be the best little capitalist robots we can be. If I could sleep in and saunter into work whenever, I wouldn't even drink the stuff. Whereas…

That's my forecast too. HOWEVER> I'm TEAM WINTER. I prefer snow and cold to sunshine and warmth.

Every time I see this a-hole's face, I also want to punch it. Hate this toolbag.

Sure. And I would watch more if the quality were improved. But I base the vast majority of my decisions (about what I consume, and life in general) on their ethical implications. And I find it imperative that I try to reduce the activities and things I consume that are of dubious ethical content or implication. It's…

You're right. I don't watch much television or movies. I read about 2-3 books a week though, and I exercise, I cook, I do some arts and crafts, I spend time with my partner, I work, etc...

Whereas, I see the aggregate and continual making of these compromises as the lifeblood of continued inequity and injustice.

...(gasp)!

Dear Lord. I love this show. It's so stupid and so good all at the same time. They are the biggest dorks in the world. Literally the most uncool people living in a city that generally forces cool experiences on you with regularity. Instead, they bumble about and wind up doing the dumbest things possible, and having an…

For all your time and money spent on studying the legal frameworks/theories that govern society, you've managed to completely disregard the importance of the very issues that these laws speak to, i.e. gender, race, class...justice.

What amazes me is that you read the headline and rather than immediately thinking of the gender, race and class issues introduced by this type of discussion, you instead looked at the photo of Miley, dissected her body into analysable physical components, selected an issue of your own, personalized the photo into your…

The pedagogical and educational implications of this course are just massive. I love it. What at fantastic mechanism to discuss and make topical some profound intersectionalities.