"Love Her All I Can" = a masterpiece of a pop-rock song.

Is it fair to mention "The Blind Banker" from Sherlock yet? Or am I just being a dick?

At least that had a couple of decent laughs in it, which puts it a step up from SuperNadine. Still, James at Cougar Mansion makes those two storylines look like works of genius.

I was gonna get all outraged at the suggestion that there was a bad episode, and then I remembered that last time I watched through the series I skipped liberally through "Safe". So that'll learn me.

I love Arrested so much that this episode has made me actively angry at Martin Short, whereas I previously was indifferent to him. Not only is he unwatchable, his performance sours the performances of everyone else he shares a scene with.

Widestep.

Typical.

That?

I'm going to timidly suggest "a condiment made up of equal parts mango chutney and marmite".

Chickennnnn… and fooooot…

The problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature.

And the words.

Airport Guy is the first one I thought of. What seals it for me is his final gesture, when Norton tries to protest that he doesn't even own a — [shakes head with an "don't bother" face, scratches back of head with pen]

(I'm reading it.)