I heard it was "arsons".

Double Spoiler: it was Kaufman doing his Elvis impression while eating a half salad.

But it wouldn't make any sense to just cameo appearance The Joker into that movie much the same way they did The Scarecrow in The Dark Knight. At the very least, he would have had to be an equal accomplice with Bane for (1) his own genius-level ego, and (2) continuity with the previous film.

No, that couldn't be right. The Joker might invent that kind of sentencing hearing, but he wouldn't be sitting around a courtroom all day doing the same thing over and over again.

And degrade us for doing so.

Blackmail or Shondra lost a bet to somebody. If I were giving the show a chance for the first time and Sally's crappy commentary was the first thing I ever saw, I'd be so done with the series already, just thinking to myself, "I could be drinking toxic nuclear waste right now, but I decided to give THIS a try?!?".

Might be a magic anus?

Simply because, as much as Andrew begged for the fate he deserved, the killing still turned her into something worse. She didn't just pop him with a quick bullet to the head or chest - which alone traumatizes plenty of cops and soldiers in real life whether the dead person's a scumbag or not - she caved Andrew's face…

Hey, that's calcium rich milk that'll give them the strongest bones in the crematorium!

To go in the complete opposite direction, Russell Crowe is the definitive Wolverine that never was and never will be. Just imagining what he would have done with the character in one or two films (two films MAX - no way he wouldn't have ripped himself out of that franchise after that) is a heartbreaker.

I meant it in the way that she feels unlikeable to me, which I admit is unfair to Kerry Washington.

It isn't just that the character isn't likeable at this point on any level. Olivia has turned into such a massive trainwreck that even the actress playing her feels (unfairly) unlikeable.

If they go that route, it would only serve to vindicate Olivia retroactively so they say brush off Andrew's murder by saying "Hey, shucks, PTSD, shit happens, don't poke the traumatized bear, etc.". I think the people making the show are going to be taken aback by how large a misstep this killing was (if they can find…

Who knows. The show has really failed to explain her intense loyalty to Mellie other than somebody she can ride into the Oval and become Chief of Staff to instead of First Girlfriend. Her driving the prisoner into suicide and killing Andrew with a chair just to attain power is the ruination of whatever white hat…

Scandal jumped straight into the shark's mouth.

Scandal: home of the yawnologue.

Dear God, Hollis is the only candidate that isn't being puppet-stringed by slithering weasels (Liz, Olivia, Cyrus) at this point. You have to admire him for being the only slithering weasel that bothered to take to the podium himself.

With Olivia, Fitz has reached that point in a relationship where anytime he tries to tell her she's doing something wrong, she'll just fire back half a dozen things he did worse. Watching these fight scenes just scourges my insides because nobody learns a damn thing afterwards - not Fitz, not Olivia, not Mellie, not…

He's such a good actor, but it's like he found five great approaches to the scene and couldn't bear to part with any four of them, so he played it all five ways at the same time. I could thin slice and extract a half dozen genius choices in his monologue, but they're all crammed together in a ham sandwich logjam.

"Ferrari Guy Fieri", where contestants take turns running him down in a blind alley with bleached blonde sports cars.