Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

He can’t report guys - he’s stuck in the Upside Down!

Oshie does this shit all the time. Remember in the finals last year? Heres the video: The only reason its even an issue is because Oshie went down in a heap.

Yeah, gotta back the outcome in the article. Thrown out of a game he was badly needed in, that’s fine by me. I’d even not bat an eye if the league handed him a fine similar to what they gave Lucic a couple of days ago- it gives the impression of the league cracking down without really being more than a slap on the…

Kind of hard to describe it as Malkin hitting Oshie when what Malkin did is move his body so that Oshie simply ran into a different part of Malkin than he wantd to. 

He BARELY changes his body at all. In real-time this is a penalty, but absolutely not is this worth a suspension - he shouldn’t have even been kicked out. Maybe Oshie should have stepped in front of Malkin instead of putting his jaw in front of his shoulder full flight

He did just get rid of the puck, but it wasn’t necessary to lift his shoulder into Oshie. A penalty, yes. A suspension, no*.

And with the midterms over, we now return to your regularly scheduled mass shooting. Thoughts and prayers everyone.

This must be fake news. A member of law enforcement was among the victims? But, but, good guy with a gun!

The medical axiom “never let the sun set twice on a labouring woman” exists for a reason, and from the time before most of the current childbirth intervention they complain about were SOP.

Oh for fuck’s sake! You sent me down the rabbit hole and I followed the related links. These people are no better then our own petulant child Donald Trump. They’re presented with hard facts and they deny them. Their lawyer from the appeals case actually had the gall to argue, “that the trial judge allowed the jury to…

They’re showing off for their facebook friends. Basically natural childbirth, and then homebirth, wasn’t enough so to one up the other sanctimommies bragging about their all-natural crunchy parenting they decided that they’d take it even further. 

Sadly, yes. We have nutjobs up here, too.

...it wasn’t THAT long ago that childbirth was a leading cause of death for women...

This, looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow, the anti-vaxxers, and everybody else who denies science and all it has given to modern medicine I say fuck off. These people have absolutely zero education in these matters yet they think they know more than the people who have spent years getting medical training. Unfortunately…

It’s actually not unheard of in some tribes/groups for a woman to go off into the bush for labor, and come back with the baby when she’s done. It’s also not unheard of for moms and babies to die that way.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

“He asked me if I liked the announcers, and I said I don’t really pay close attention to them. He got a good chuckle out of that.”

Yep. Homebirth is taking unnecessary risks at the expense of your child for your own “birth experience”. In my opinion, you have failed the very first test of parenting by doing that. No baby is going to remember their birth.

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.